Zachary Hammond. 24. Stand-up Comic. Enjoy.

What women want…

(Source: nakedheat)

Prayer is like violence and masturbation…although it makes you feel good, it accomplishes nothing and leaves you with a big mess.

—Zack Hammond

My biggest inspiration.

My biggest inspiration.

If you pray for a miscarriage and it happens, does that make God pro-choice?

—Zack Hammond.